Ok this is what you gotta do. Go find your keys. Walk outside to your car. Start the engine. Place your foot on the brake, then change the gear to Drive. Drive to the local supermarket. Make sure you have a fake ID if you are under the age of 21. Buy yourself a bottle of wine. Drive home. Go in the house. Call your most trusted friend, have them come over. You’re going to take the cork out of the bottle of wine. Hand it to your friend. Bend over, spread your ass cheeks, and have your friend plug your hole.
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